All around the country and coast People always say, "What do you like most?" I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast I always tell them that I like toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! I get up in the morning about 6 a.m. Have a little jelly, have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Now there's no secret to toasting perfection There's a dial on the side and you make your selection Push to the dark or the light and then If it pops too soon, press down again Make toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! When the first caveman drove in from the dregs Didn't know what would go with a bacon and an egg Must have been a genius, got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread Make toast Yeah, toast! Yeah, toast! Oui monsieur bonjour coquette, Unh hunh croissant et vous et vere, Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower, Oui Marie, baguette Bonsoir! French toast! French toast! In Chicago on the Bob and Tom show Yeah, toast! Toast