Scout bursts in with blood on his face Tiny-ass room! It's a damn crawlspace! There's twenty cultists packed wall to wall If we fight in there, we'll all fall! Barbarian said: Bro, I can't barely swing Paladin said: I can't channel a thing! Druid sniffed: Smells like bat guano and doom And the rogue muttered: This feels like a tomb The ranger squinted: Hey, where's the floor? The mage tripped and kicked in the door Everyone turned to him with dread And he just smirked and raised his head I don't give a shit about how large is the room I cast fireball, make it go boom! I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall 'Cause fireball solves it all! It was eight by eight barely space to stand The mage was grinning, fireball in hand Rogue screamed no! The paladin said a prayer But we all knew death was already there There's no ventilation! The warlock cried I'm under the table! The ranger lied Druid yelled: Turn back mid-bear shift But too late-fireball began to lift I don't give a shit about how large is the room I cast fireball, make it go boom! I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall 'Cause fireball solves it all! The spell went off like a Sun in a jar Our gear's now soup and our souls went far The rogue's now ash, the tank's just dust The druid's bear form combusted just Cleric's bones are lightly toasted Dwarf's beard is flame-roasted And the mage? Oh, he's super dead But he laughed the whole time as his hat caught red I don't give a shit about how large is the room I cast fireball, make it go boom! I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall 'Cause fireball solves it all! Solves it all!