You know me, and you know I'm no good at keeping a secret Oh, oh, oh Indy sleaze A little mess is something that I can live with Oh, oh, oh Blew this up, what a demolition Left me here with the ammunition Oh, you didn't think I'd go there And if you didn't want me airing all your dirty laundry Then you should have thought about that before you went and Showed up drunk, kissed my friend Passed out on the floor again Oh, what the fuck did you expect? You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you Quit your job when rent was due Said I love you with an I O U I'm sorry, but you made this mess It's your dirty laundry So you'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it You'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it It's not my job Holding on to all of your indiscretions No, oh, oh Girls will talk It's a constant water cooler confession Oh, oh, oh Washers broke, you need to fix it It's not a matter of opinion No, you didn't think I'd go there And if you didn't want me airing all your dirty laundry Then you should have thought about that before you went and Showed up drunk, kissed my friend Passed out on the floor again Oh, what the fuck did you expect? You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you Quit your job when rent was due Said I love you with an I O U I'm sorry, but you made this mess It's your dirty laundry So you'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it You'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it You'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it Oh, you showed up drunk, kissed my friend Passed out on the floor again What the fuck did you expect? You'd cheat on me, and I'd forget you Quit your job when rent was due Said I love you with an I O U I'm sorry, but you made this mess It's your dirty laundry You'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it You'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it You'll have to wear it, you'll have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it Have to wear it, have to wear it, have to wear it