I've always been a bad drunk
Kicked out of every night club
Now, even sober, I suck
Spent the whole day in my tub
I guess that's just how we are
Obvi, we met at a bar
The bouncer grabbing my arm
But nothing can tear us apart
Wasting a year of my youth
So, what's another one
Maybe the best's behind us
And the worst is yet to come
Oh fine, let's get married
Might as well
Oh fine, let's get married
You bain of my existence
You
I'm, I'm
Bored, I need something to do
Fine, Ryan
I'll fuck you forever, for now
Whenever I call my mom
She asks me if we broke up
Drove all these red flags off
A cliff into the abyss
Of all your moody Mondays
Your overflowing ashtrays
Why are you screaming fuck off?
Do you need another walk?
What is this gonna come to?
I oughtta get out now
I don't know where I found you
Probably the God damn pound
Oh fine, let's get married
Might as well
Oh fine, let's get married
You bain of my existence, you
I'm, I'm
Bored, I need something to do
Fine, Ryan
I'll fuck you forever, for now
I'll fuck you forever, for now
Oh, sometimes I look into your eyes and think
Let's break up
And then I pour another hefty drink
And look at your dog
You said I love him more than you
And babe, you're not wrong, you're not wrong
Oh fine, let's get married
Might as well
Oh fine, let's get married
You bain of my existence, you
I'm, I'm
Bored, I need something to do
Fine, Ryan
I'll fuck you forever, for now
I'll fuck you forever, for now
I'll fuck you forever, for now
