Had a girl An actual girlfriend yeah She asked me To trim back my face hair But nobody ever Tells me to shave Tells me to shave So i dumped her I dumped her arse straight away Coz i'm bearded And that's how it's going to stay I let it grow Sometimes it annoyed me Sometimes it itched And girls would avoid me But whenever i looked at A bearded man A bearded man It made me feel glad That i'd stuck to the plan I’d stuck to the plan And kept my beard And that's when i met you You said 'nice beard' How could i forget you As soon as i saw you I suddenly knew I suddenly knew That you liked me for my beard And i liked yours too I liked yours too And now... I got a beard And you help me groom it I got a beard I'm so glad you approve it I got a beard Got me a beard Got me a beard Got me a beard Got me a beard