I wanna go out and fill my gob But I don't have a fuckin' job I can't afford a proper feed I just wish I could eat But I don't have any cash So tonight we're gonna do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, well, I'm sick to death of eatin' outta the trash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash Any restaurant, any time We can commit the perfect crime You just gotta run when you're done Dine 'n' dash, it's only fun And I don't have any cash So tonight we're gonna do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash Dine 'n' dash, well, I'm sick to death of eatin' outta the trash Dine 'n' dash, do the dine 'n' dash