Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley He's my guy and I love him truly He's not good looking, heaven knows But I'm wild about his crazy clothes He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces A polka dot vest and man, oh, man He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces And a big Panama with a purple hat band He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine He gonna drive-in movies in a limousine He's got a whirly-birdy and a twelve-foot yacht Ah, but that's a not all he's got Hes got tan shoes with pink shoe laces A polka dot vest and man, oh, man He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces And a big Panama with a purple hat band Now Dooley had a feeling we were going to war So he went out and enlisted in a fighting corps But he landed in the brig for raising such a storm When they tried to put 'em in a uniform He wanted tan shoes with pink shoe laces A polka dot vest and man, oh, man He wanted tan shoes with pink shoe laces And a big Panama with a purple hat band Now one day, Dooley started feeling sick And he decided that he better make his will out quick He said: Just before the angels come to carry me I want it down in writing how to bury me I wearing tan shoes with pink shoe laces A polka dot vest and man, oh, man He gave me tan shoes with pink shoe laces And a big Panama with a purple hat band And a big Panama with a purple hat band