In case you ain't heard, I'm the Devil I'm a-real low down, not on the level They call me Old Scratch, Mr. S, the Big D I'm the king of the underworld. Yeah, it's great to be me Look around, we've got brimstone and fire Pain and suffering to your heart's desire I've got an army of demons waiting at my command And the fate of the wicked in the palm of my hand! I'm a real naughty boy, I'm sure you'll agree I get my kicks playing tricks on the locals They're easy marks, they're real dumb yokels But now folks, listen closely, it's time I made a confession Collecting people's souls is my greatest obsession! So, now that you've heard my story You'll see my power in all its glory! One day, I'll own every soul, yeah, that's just what I'll do I'll get everyone else's, and I'm coming for you! Yes! They call me Old Scratch, Mr. S, the Big D I'm the king of the underworld And it's great to be me!