Everything Is Awful

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[Chorus]
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Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing,
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Everything, everything, everything,
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everything, everything is awful!

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Oh, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
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Everything, everything, everything,
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everything, everything is awful!
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Everything is awful, everything is...

[Verse]
F#m                     Bm
  What's that crashing sound
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That follows us around?
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That's the sound of all things good breaking.

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  Put your fears to rest,
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You know it's for the best,
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As a choir of angels sings:
                       (La la la la la la la laa)

[Chorus]
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Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
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Everything, everything, everything,
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everything, everything is awful

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Oh, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
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Everything, everything, everything,
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everything, everything is awful
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Everything is awful, everything is...

[Verse]
F#m                       Bm
  I know you've worked so hard,
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To hoist your own petard,
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Must be so nice, the point caught in your side.

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  Lay down your heavy head,
                  Bm
It's safer hid in bed,
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And let those voice ring:
                      (La la la la la la la la)

[Chorus]
A                                                           A/E
Everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, thing
A
Everything, everything, everything,
                          E
everything, everything is awful!

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Oh everything, everything, everything, everything, every little thing,
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Everything, everything, everything,
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everything, everything is awful!
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Everything is awful, everything is...

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La la la la la
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La la la la aw-ful, Everything is...

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La la la la la
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La la la la aw-ful, Would you kindly keep it

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down La la la la la
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La la la la aw-ful, Just tryin’ to get some

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sleep La la la la la
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La la la la aw-ful
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Everything is...