I was at this party just as nervous as could be It seemed like everybody there was taking crazy pills but me My friend had some and he gave me one He said that would probably do But I wanted to dance So I left nothing to chance So I went ahead and I took two Now I'm running around And my face won’t frown I'm just looking for somebody to hug Oh my God, I love doing drugs I took lsd to have adventures in my head I ended up staring face-to-face With the gates of hell instead I thought I was dead I might have had three heads And I got attacked by bees But in a moment of clarity I found everybody staring Like there was something and wrong with me But it ain’t no sin To think your skin is covered up in bugs Oh my God, I love doing drugs Seems to me reality ain’t no good I’d run away nearly every day but if I thought I could The whole damn town can burn right down And the most I’d do was shrug 'Cause I'm on drugs Well was tired And I guess that I wanted to die I figured that I may as well Give crystal meth a try My friends and family left me And I lost my fame and wealth But it feels so good that I bet I could Whoop Jesus Christ himself Now excuse me while I find the last few crumbs down in this rug Oh my God, I love doing drugs Seems to me reality ain’t no good I’d run away nearly every day but if I thought I could The whole damn town can burn right down And the most I’d do was shrug Oh my God, I love doing drugs Oh my God, I love doing drugs Oh my God, I love doing drugs