One morning in the courthouse A lady came to sort out The problems with her husband Said she was tired of him What a sad situation She'd lost her admiration She came in desperation And, without hesitation Said I want a divorce! He's always late for dinner He's not getting any thinner He never folds his clothes In public picks his nose I just can't take his humming He cannot fix the plumbing No words about my cooking Or how good I am looking Judge! I just want some Appreciation Communication Fender affection Something to remind me of The days when we were so in love! Appreciation Communication Tender affection The things he used to do before That made our marriage so much more And the wise judge said My dear lady, here's a little advice Before you come to choose Think of all you stand to lose The little ones adore him He is providing for them His eyes still have that twinkle He doesn't count your wrinkles He's never drunk or violent And when you shout, he's silent Do you really want to part? Go home for 30 days And count his loving ways If your love for him is buried You wish you'd never married If you still have regrets Can't forgive and forget You find that nothing works I'll grant you your divorce But first, try a little Appreciation Communication Tender affection Something to remind you of The days when you were so in love Appreciation Communication Tender affection The things you used to do before That made your marriage so much more I'd like to mention here, the lady never came back But she wrote me in a letter just today Thanks for all your good advice It helped me see the light And there's been such a change at home Since I tried some Appreciation Communication Tender affection Now everything reminds me of The days when we were so in love Appreciation Communication Tender affection Things are better than before It's made our marriage so much more Appreciation Communication Tender affection Now everything reminds me of The days when we were so in love