Well, I met her in a bar the men with big guitars were playing And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin And I guess she talked with her mind But didn't want to seem to unkind, so I just laughed And kept my eyes peeled to the door… Wondering what I was there for But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got my nuts from a hippy In a camper van on a Saturday night Well, I asked if she believed in Adam and Eve, the fable And I guess she would've given me an answer if only she was able And she danced like a medicine man Drew a crazy picture on my hand And told me she wanted to change my point of view, Asked me where I was going to But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got my nuts from a hippy In a camper van on a Saturday night Well, she whispered in my ear: 'We got to get us out of here to the country' I asked her for a ride She took me aside; she said 'try me' I thought 'I'm gonna wake pretty soon In the middle of a Sunday afternoon just dreaming' And it was warm in the back of her van When she made me a real man She made me cry, she made me cry She made me cry, she made me cry But it's alright and it's alright And it's alright and it's alright I got my nuts from a hippy In a camper van on a Saturday night