We are volunteers fighting disease And we're cheerful all day long If someone said that we were sad That person would be wrong We visit people who are sick And try to make them smile Even if their noses bleed Or if they cough up bile Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee Hope you get well soon Ho ho ho, hee hee hee Have a heart shaped balloon We visit people who are ill And try to make them laugh Even when the doctor says We must saw them in half We sing and sing all night and day And then we sing some more We sing to boys with broken bones And girls whose throats are sore Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee Hope you get well soon Ho ho ho, hee hee hee Have a heart shaped balloon We sing to men with measles And to women with the flu And if you breathe in deadly germs We'll probably sing to you Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee Hope you get well soon Ho ho ho, hee hee hee Have a heart shaped balloon