Say baby, we got this problem, You got this other man in your bed, Don't you think that maybe we could swap him, And let me lie there instead. I promise I won't make a mess, Do all your dishes too, Stay quiet when your friends are sleepin' Let me lie there with you. I'll do all that you say, Won't ask for no pay, Just a bottle of beer and baby, like I said I won't make a mess, But the problem is this, You got that other man in your bed! Said baby, can't you see how l'm hurtin'? For you, with that man in your bed, I won't wipe my nob on your curtain, Let me lie there instead.