Intro: D Verse 1: D D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D D I am a dull and simple lad, cannot tell water from champagne D G A G A And I have never met the queen, and I wish I could have all he has got, oi A D D Wish I could be like David Watts, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa F#m Bm And when I lie on my pillow at night, I dream I can fight like David Watts E A Lead the school team to victory, take my exams and pass the lot Chorus: D (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts D (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts E (Wish I could be) conduct my life like David Watts A (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts Verse 2: D D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D D He is the head boy at the school, he is the captain of the team D G A G A He is so gay and fancy free, and I wish I could have all he has got, oi A D D Wish I could be like David Watts, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa F#m Bm And all the girls in the neighborhood, try to go out with David Watts E A They try their best but can't succeed 'cos he is of pure and noble breed Chorus: D (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts D (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts E (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts A (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts Ending: D Wish I could be like, wish I could be like, wish I could be like, wish I could be like D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa D Fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa fa fa fa, fa fa fa (to fade)