(This) If I was gonna be a power ranger I would be the white power ranger But if I was a pope I would be Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He ain't too short, he ain't too tall! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty fucking wicked! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's gotta set of enormous balls! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty fucking wicked! If I was a polar bear I would eat human heads But if I was a pope I would be Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He ain't too short, he ain't too tall! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty fucking wicked! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's gotta set of enormous balls! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty fucking wicked! I want to have sex with boys I want to have sex with girls If I'm going to abstain from sex Then I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with boys) I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na) Woah! I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with boys) (na-na-na-na-na-na) Yes! I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na) Hey! I better be the fucking pope