C Am
C Am
[Verse 1]
C Am
You'll be maybe lunging for the bad guy’s hip
C Am
No one anticipates the sunset flip
F C F
The referee and your opponent will hold you there
C G
And we're gonna bring in a folding chair
[Riff]
C Am
C Am
[Verse 2]
C Am
We'll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming
C Am
But of course there will be several in the building
F C F
And if by chance somebody hits record
C G
And stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard
[Interlude]
Am F C
Am F C
Am F C
Am F
[Riff]
C Am
C Am
[Verse 3]
C Am
Cheap electric razor from the Thrifty down the street
C Am
Two guys down around your ankles so you'll stay put in your seat
F C F
Buzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike
C G
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
[Riff]
C Am
C Am
[Verse 4]
C Am
Some people leave before it's over, but most of them stay
C Am
Some hide behind their programs, some turn away
F C F
Out in the parking lot you look up at the stars
C G
And all the cheap cars
{Outro]
C Am
C Am
C Am
C Am
