*Sigh* Professor Lupin La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Professor Lupin La-la-la I want to tell you about A little secret Professor Lupin I'm sure that Dumbledore Wouldn't approve Now I can see why They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers You know it kind of makes sense First we had Quirrel But he was out of his mind Out of his, out of his mind Lockhart was next I guess he wrote some dumb books I never, I never read them I want to tell you about A little secret Professor Lupin I'm sure that Dumbledore Wouldn't approve Now I can see why They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers You know it kind of makes sense I remember Moody Who wasn't Moody at all He was just, he was just Crouch (Junior!) Who'd forget Umbridge That mean old inquisitor I was so glad when she left That year was Snape He wanted that job so bad Go back to, go back to Potions I want to tell you about A little secret Professor Lupin I'm sure that Dumbledore Wouldn't approve Of the crush I have On a former teacher What can I say I guess werewolves are kind of cute Now I can see why They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers You know it kind of makes sense