Christmas is killing me And everyone is so happy Christmas is killing me this year I don't mean to bring you down You're all dolled up and out about town I just don't have that Christmas spirit I hate the songs, don't wanna hear it And everywhere you go's an auto-tuned version of ho, ho, ho And Jingle Bells And the street smells like piss, not candy canes Christmas is killing me And everyone is so happy Christmas is killing me this year I don't wanna be a Grinch Been feeling like him ever since I wrote that note to Santa Claus And he didn't give me what I want For everyone to get along Peace on Earth, but he got it wrong He bought me stuff off Amazon I hate this time of year Christmas is killing me And everyone is so happy Christmas is killing me this year All the kids are staying up all night Up all night, up all night All the kids just want their toys All their brand new shiny toys All the parents gouging out their eyes Ow They just wanna stop the noise Christmas is killing me And everyone is so happy Christmas is killing me No, my name is not Cindy Christmas is killing me Someone stop Mariah Carey Christmas is killing me this year