Ain't much happy in this house But she knows where to find it She don't like what's in the mirror But sure loves what's behind it It's eleven am (eleven am) And she gets dressed up (gets dressed up) The house is clean So she gets messed up It's blue and round and makes life lovely Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly The doctor says: The two can't mix She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix Ain't like she does crack cocaine It's just Xanax and Champagne A little sad, a little bored Pop a pill, pop a cork He had money and big blue eyes And somewhere she got lost in 'em Every other woman wants to wear her shoes But they wouldn't want to walk in 'em Yeah, she's livin' the life (livin' the life) But slowly dyin' (slowly dyin') There's only one way to laugh (he-ey) Instead of cryin' It's blue and round and makes life lovely Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly The doctor says: The two can't mix She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix Ain't like she does crack cocaine It's just Xanax and Champagne A little sad, a little bored Pop a pill, pop a cork (Yeah, oh, whoa) And it's a party for a while Pair of shades and a smile A little lunch at the club A little drink, a little drug It's blue and round and makes life lovely Wash it down with a little bit of bubbly The doctor says: The two can't mix She says: There's nothing, that the two can't fix It ain't like she does crack cocaine It's just Xanax and Champagne A little sad, a little bored Pop a pill, pop a cork Hey, yeah, yeah