A
Leave it alone or it won't get better
G
You shouldn't touch it at all
D
If there was a fire and
Dm
You tried to use it
A E
It couldn't answer the call
A
It's like an old man
A
In a suit of armour
A
Standing alone in a shed
D Dm
If I wasn't such a humanitarian
E A
I'd think it better off dead
[Chorus]
D E
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
A
How may I help you miss?
F E D C#m
You bring such a passion to your kiss
D
You're walking on tiptoes
E
You don't slurp your tea
A
The reason is plain to see
C E
You grew up in a house with no TV
[Verse]
A
Give it some air
A
And a special cuddle
A
Don't let it see your concern
D
You are the judge
A
Let's have your ruling
D Dm
It needs some friends
A
Don't say home schooling
D Dm
Give it a wipe
A
Cos now it's drooling
E A
Rainbows and happy regrets
[Chorus]
D E
'Scotland forever' 'Erin Go Bragh'
A
How may I help you miss?
F E C#m Bm
You bring such a passion to your kiss
D
You're walking on tiptoes
E
You don't slurp your tea
A
The reason is plain to see
C E
You grew up in a house with no TV
A
We live in an age of second chances
A
Even if they're undeserved
D Dm
Now it's awake
A
It heard your calling
D Dm
Up and away
A
There is no stalling
D Dm
Here come those tears
A
It's loudly bawling
E A
Rainbows and happy regrets
