Witch road to school today? Whichever one they're bound to block my way, they'll push me down and nock me 'round When they're done they'll only say Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet And don't forget, your just a teacher's pet Yes, I know, I know, I know Yes, I know, I know, I know Finally in class, sit at my desk I prepare to take tuesdays test I feel a hand upon my back A girl begs me to help her pass I can't help staring at her I will give her the answer And maybe then we could be friends On every test she could depend Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Yes, I know, I know, I know Yes, I know, I know, I know I know the words, I know the math I know the this, I know the that I know the words that she will say When we get out of class today Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet Don't forget, your just a teacher's pet Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Yes, I know, I know, I know Yes, I know, I know, I know, yes Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Here I am, I'm head of the classroom Yes, I know, I know, I know Yes, no