I'm going to the hardware store I'm gonna buy you a really big hammer Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart Then I'm goin' to the sporting goods store I'm gonna buy you a really heavy baseball bat Girly won't you knock these thoughts out of my head Beat me till I'm black and blue And I'm hangin' by a thread Then I can get back up And we can do it all over again I'm goin' to the liquor store I'm gonna buy you a really big bottle Girly won't you pour some light into my life Then I'm goin' to the firearms store I'm gonna buy a really pretty hand gun Girly won't you blows this mess out of my mind Beat me till I'm black and blue And I'm very nearly dead And I can get back up And we can do it all over again (First verse, same as the first) Well I'm going to the hardware store I'm gonna buy you a great big hammer Girly won't you pull these nails out of my heart Then I'm going to the sporting goods store, and I'm gonna buy you the biggest d*** Louisville slugger they got there on the rack, put a big red ribbon on it and deliver it to your door and you know what to do with it right? All right. Beat me till I'm black and blue And and my body's bloody red And I'll can get back up And we'll do it all over again