Well she's very wealthy it's true So in that she is one up on you She's dressed all in red, white and blue And she always knows more than you do She's so affected Cool, calm, collected She knows who to smile to today She has just been brought up in that way She knows all the right games to play And she always just knows what to say She's well respected Cool, calm, collected She's so affected Cool, calm, collected In public the strain's heard to bear She exudes such a confident air But behind she is not without care But she sweeps it right under her hair She's well respected Cool, calm, collected She seems to glow brilliantly white And her hair seems to shine in the night With her feet unbelievably light And her teeth ready, sharpened to bite She's so respected Cool, calm, collected