I know you know what you know but you should know by now that you're not me Talk about a month of Sundays Toffee nosed wet weekend as far as I can see Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle Piggy in the middle Doo-a-poo-poo Bible punching heavyweight evangelistic boxing kangaroo Orangutang and anaconda Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse even Pluto too Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle Piggy in the middle Doo-a-poo-poo (Stig is dead, honestly) One man's civilization is another man's jungle, yeah They say revolution's in the air I'm dancing in my underwear 'cause I don't care Hey diddle diddle The Cat's in the fiddle Piggy in the middle Doo-a-poo-poo Doo-a-poo-poo Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello with his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes Hanging on a Christmas tree Screaming like a bogey man getting up my nose Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle Piggy in the middle Doo-a-poo-poo a-poo-poo-poo This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none This little piggy went Woooo! All the way home (repeats, fades)