Bm
Dear anyone who hears this
D
I'm trapped upon the island
Bb
The natives have gone wild and
Bm
They're making bad decisions
Very bad decisions
D
It might be what you fed them
Bb
It might be what you read them
Bm
On the news at 10 cos
They don't play well with others
D
And can't process different colors
Bb
You'd best batten down the hatches
Bm
With fry ups and football matches
And imperial restoration
D
Why are you proud of the nation?
Bb
Little England not Great Britain
Bm Bb
I am trapped upon the island
[Verse 2]
Bm
And where are our fearless leaders?
D
They surely won't deceive us
Bb
With climate change deniers
Bm
And Noah's Ark believers
There's polar bears in Scotland
D
There's vampires in London
Bb
There's dinosaurs across the UK
That I'd hoped had gone extinct
[Chorus]
G D A
And I can't believe it
G
Or maybe I can
D Bb
I never did put it past you
G D
What have you done?
A G
You idiots, what have you gone and done?
D Bb
I'm trapped upon the island
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
D Bb Bm Bb
I'm trapped upon the island
[Verse 3]
Bm
Ha ha whose idea was this?
D
Cos I feel the joke is over
Bb
But he's only done a runner
Bm
And sold you down the river
Bm
So let's hope you're a good swimmer
D
And let's hope you don't eat dinner
Bb
Let's hope you don't need nothing else
G
Because you're dying in your own shit
[Chorus]
G D A
And I can't believe it
G
Or maybe I can
D Bb
I never did put it past you
G D
What have you done?
A G
You idiots, what have you gone and done?
D Bb
I'm trapped upon the island
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
D Bb Bm Bb
I'm trapped upon the island
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
(I'm trapped upon the island)
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
(I'm trapped upon the island)
G D Bb G
no no-no-no-no-no
(I'm trapped upon the island)
