It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old You made him old Reel around the fountain Slap me on the patio I'll take it now Fifteen minutes with you Well, I wouldn't say no Oh people said That you were virtually dead And they were so wrong! Fifteen minutes with you Oh I wouldn't say no Oh people said That you were easily led And they were half-right They were half right It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old It's time that the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old You made him old Reel around the fountain Slap me on the patio I'll take it now Fifteen minutes with you Oh I wouldn't say no Oh people see no worth in you Oh but I do Fifteen minutes with you Oh I wouldn't say no Oh people see no worth in you I do Oh I do I dreamt about you last night And I fell out of bed twice You can pin and mount me Like a butterfly But take me to the haven of your bed Was something that you never said Two lumps, please You're the bee's knees But so am I Meet me at the fountain Shove me on the patio I'll take it slowly Fifteen minutes with you Oh I wouldn't say no Oh people see no worth in you Oh, but I do Fifteen minutes with you Oh I wouldn't say no Oh people see no worth in you I do Oh, I do Oh I do oh Oh I do oh Oh I do oh