I don’t wanna be your merch girl I wanna be your goddamn idol And I don’t wanna have to work twice as hard For the same mother fuckin title But I realize That I probably won't Be so lucky What’s more modern than a female rockstar The kind you wanna picture on her knees I don’t plan on being anyone else’s So I’m not a priority But I realize That I probably set My sights too high It’s not enough to buy my merch If you can’t look me in the eyes I don’t want a weaker handshake Than what you gave all the guys It’s not enough to buy my merch If you can’t look me in the eyes I don’t want a weaker handshake Than what you gave all the guys I don’t wanna be your merch girl I wanna be your goddamn idol