I got stopped by a little Malicious old lady Ooooh - I shoulda sue her I just came in for some mother fucking Krazy glue I came out with a misdemeanour And I never wanted no trouble No, I never meant no harm But they took me to the back And they inked my hands And they asked me 'why'd youda?' Said I was doing my part In the economy And I needed some Krazy glue And he threw me on the wall And he fondled my balls Like piglets often do Inquired if I was smoking crack, Or getting high on Krazy glue I said "No", but he reached in my Pocket Oh lord, what did he see But my last fat sack In a ziplock bag Full of Canadian weed I was framed I was framed I was framed Was the claim in my brain But out of my mouth came "guilty as charged" Now, listen to me My policy is to never steal something that I can't afford But now I'm payin for my fuckin' up - something like 100 fold I ain't got no quarrels with justice if you're keepin' it rightly And if you were, we'd be partying nightly So all you judges and all your police come along We'll show you how we "keep the peace" IE- Rip the Bong Ooohuuuhu