I'm pretty sure you've heard me I'm a local celebrity But not the kind you look to Hollywood for No flashlights or autographs In fact, people avoid me if they can I got no fans hanging right outside my door And I hear them whispering when I pass Saying to each other "is that the man with a broken heart?" 'Cause you tore it apart And now everybody knows my name Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care And you're so unaware I'm left to deal with the shame Now everybody knows that I'm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show Everybody knows Everyone, but you Everyone, but you I got a thousand friends who follow me Just to read about my misery I'm popular for reasons that I hate And I strike up a conversation Most time with total strangers Anyone who listens to my fate But they shake their heads And they walk away And all I'm left with is this fame And a broken heart 'Cause you tore it apart Now everybody knows my name Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care And you're so unaware I'm left to deal with the shame Now everybody knows that I'm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show Where everybody knows Everyone, but you Everyone, but you Everyone, but you Now if I die today would you even come? Written on my grave would say "here lies someone With a broken heart" Cause you tore it apart Everybody knows my name Everybody feels my pain But you don't even care And you're so unaware I'm left to deal with the shame Now everybody knows that I'm Just a bum without you by my side Welcome to the show Where everybody knows Everyone, but you Everyone, but you Everyone, but you I'm pretty sure you've heard of me I'm a local celebrity That all the people know Everyone, but you