Bang, bang, bang, bang! It's 8:02, the coffee's cold Shove it down and hit the road Pressed and neat, let's kill the streets Jump to the rhythm of the traffic flow Punch the clock, I'm right on time Boss is smilin', feelin' fine Telephone's ringin', Telex singin' And the hips of the secretary pass by swingin' Round about noon you can take a little break Maybe have a cheeseburg and a chocolate shake Trade a few jokes, some anecdotes A couple of laughs, and a couple of smokes Afternoon's passin', it's ten to three Up comes a question on my TV screen (Are ya goin' to the party?) (Will ya take me to the party) Back to the apartment, shave and a shower Down a couple drinks, 'cause you got another hour Get a little little loose, pick a change of clothes Order up some pizza, anything goes It's Friday night, you better take a cab Down too many, you could end up on a slab So have another drink 'cause you don't need to think About breathalyzer tests or drivin' in the sink Take me to the party (Don't drink and drive) Take me to the party (That's my advice) You've got to hey, turn it up Rip it down and burn it up And ho ho, shock the gang You've got to hey, blow the door Hit the walls and slap the floor And oh ho, go out with a bang, bang Bang, bang, bang Bang! You've got to hey, blow your cool Roll around and break the rules And ho ho, shock the gang You've got to hey, be a brat Stretch it thin and make it snap And oh ho, go out with a bang, bang You've got to hey, turn it up Rip it down and burn it up And ho ho, shock the gang You've got to hey, blow the door Hit the walls and slap the floor And oh ho, go out with a bang Blow your cool! Break the rules! Be a brat! Make it snap! Make it bang, bang! Bang, bang!