I got drunk at chuck e. cheese On several of their bland chablis I got drunk at chuck e. cheese And i was asked to leave I just wanted to know how their wine would taste But i ended up so very faced I guess you could say that i got trashed But you also could say that i got smashed Chuck e. cheese is a talking mouse And that kind of makes sense when you are soused All i wanted was to cut loose But i went to far and got totally juiced I wish i could've helped nicole when her mom got lost But i wasn't worth a damn cuz i got tossed I sat down right in front of my plate And i was so messed up that my pizza tasted great I thought of scott zodiack when i was wasted When i saw the puppet's mustache so badly pasted I got up on stage, i was pretty tipsy People started throwing tokens but most of them missed me You don't know what it's like unless you are plastered When a 6 foot mouse calls you a bastard He might not have hit me if he hadn't been goaded But that's just how i am when i get loaded It's no surprise that i got booted Cuz my brain was so chabli-polluted