I'm going to the doctors on Friday I'm going to the doctors on Friday They make me better They give me pills and all sorts My GP's going to help me this Friday Her name is Suzanne and she's got a PhD And I think she likes me Well she's always smiling Don't think I'm wasting your time This is not a drama piece I'm not here to tell you lies Suzanne you better believe me this time Help me Susan help help me Susan Help me Susan help help me Susan They tell me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyway She told me to stop smoking but I'll do it anyway I don't care now, I can't see it hurt me They tell me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway She told me to stop drinking but I'll do it anyway I don't care now, maybe I've died inside Don't think I'm wasting your time This is not a drama piece I'm not here to tell you lies Suzanne you better believe me this time Help me Susan help help me Susan Help me Susan help help me Susan