F G
{THOMAS]: Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
F G G7
I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
N.C.
[J,spoken]: Excuse me?
[T,spoken]: Nothing
Em Am
{THOMAS]: Everyone around me could see
D7sus D7
That Disney meant everything
F
And as I grew up
G
Disney did too
F G G7
They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
Em Am
Look at their assets, you'll see
[J,spoken]: Damn!
Am D7sus D7
[JON]: They bought everything
Am G
[THOMAS]: They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
N.C.
[J,spoken]: I'm a confirmed bachelor
Am D
[THOMAS]: They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
N.C.
{J,spoken]: And Captain America
N.C.
[T,spoken]: And Captain America's ass
N.C.
{spoken]: Mmm
Fmaj7
{T,spoken]: You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park
N.C.
{J,spoken]: Okay, yeah, I know
Am
[THOMAS]: But who cares?
D
[JON]: No big deal
Gsus G
{both]: I want more
C G7 G
[THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
F G
With footwork so thrilling
G G7
[JON]: I slay without killing
C
[THOMAS]: A rich boy
F G7
[JON]: Who still loves to werk
G F
[THOMAS]: A man who spills tea
G7 G
[JON]: Not the blood of enemies
Am F
[THOMAS]: Disney don't shoot straight
Am C
You're in the musical scene
Am F
[JON]: Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
G Fm C Fm C
[both]: Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
Am
[THOMAS]: Every prince in the past
G G7
{JON]: Just straight vanilla
G7 F
[THOMAS]: Let's add rainbow sprinkles
Em D7
[JON]: And a shot of tequila
Am F G G7 C
[THOMAS]: A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
Am F G G7
A prince who will put every woman at ease
G F D7
[JON]: Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
Am F F#dim D7
[THOMAS]: A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
G7
[both]: Film!
[THOMAS]: Yaaaas
Am G7 G
{THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
G
[JON]: Disney get some bad bitches
[THOMAS]: Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
Am G7 G
Please give us more than this bullshXX
G G7
[JON]: Yeah, that's a bit screwy
G F
[THOMAS]: Makes me say le-fooey
Am
[JON]: Put me in a film
G7
[THOMAS]: Gee, that would be swell
F#dim Fm
[JON]: I'm Peter Pan-sexual
C F
[THOMAS]: No you're twinkerbell
Fm F#dim G7 D7
It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
G Em
Who is that prince I see?
D C Cm
Very straight, unlike me
G C
[JON]: A whole new world
G7 G C
A bedazzling place you yearn to view
F G7
I'd be so gay up here
G D7
[THOMAS]: It's crystal queer
N.C.
[JON]: Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
N.C.
[T,spoken]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
F#dim G7
[THOMAS]: If only I'd had you in my early years
F#dim F Fm
I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
F G7
But mature into parents, understanding and warm
F#dim F Fm
Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
G7
[JON]: If they'd have seen
D7
[THOMAS]: Someone like me
G7 C
[both]: A gay Disney prince
