[Ensemble Men] There are those (there are those), I suppose (I suppose) Think we're mad (think we're mad), heaven knows (heaven knows) The world has gone to rack and to ruin [Woman 1] What we think is chic [Woman 2] Unique [Woman 3 and 4] And quite adorable [Ensemble Woman] They think is odd and Sodom and Gomorrah, ble [Millie] But the fact is Everything today is thoroughly modern [Ensemble] Check your personality [Millie] Everything today makes yesterday slow [Ensemble] Better face reality [Millie] It's not insanity Says Vanity Fair In fact, it's stylish to [Millie And Ensemble Women] Raise your skirts and bob your hair (raise your skirts and bob your hair) [Millie] Have you seen the way they kiss in the movies [Ensemble Men] Isn't it delectable? [Millie And Ensemble Women] Painting lips and pencil lining your brows Now is quite respectable [Millie] Good-bye, good goody girl I'm changing and how [Ensemble] So beat the drums 'cause here comes Thoroughly Modern Millie now What we think is chic, unique and quite adorable They think is odd and Sodom and Gomorrah, ble But the fact is Everything today is thoroughly modern [Ensemble Men] Bands are getting jazzier [Ensemble] Everything today is starting to go [Ensemble Woman] Cars are getting snazzier [Ensemble] Men say it's criminal what women'll do What they're forgetting is [Millie] This is 1922! [Millie And Ensemble] Good-bye, good goody girl I'm changing and how [Millie] I'm changing and how! [All] So beat the drums 'cause here comes thoroughly Hot off the press! One step ahead! Jazz age! Whoopee baby! We're so thoroughly modern [Millie] Millie! [All] Now!