I gave up paminto cheese Da-Daminos delivery Whisky sires Apple pies Finger lickin chicken fries Are gatrnamic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave them up awhile ago Dont do no deathlyfying Roller coaster riding Now a days I just take it slow Every since we started dating I've been confinsating To keep from getting up to heaven any quicker Because she's hard on the ticker Hard On the ticker That girl is such a hazard That she otta have a sticker saying Hard on the ticker Now when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips Swinging double jointed hips My blood begins to roll And when she nibbles on my ear Its partly pleasure Partly fear A little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpataing Feeling like the end is near I outta get a policy A double indenity It make my benifishery A whole lot richer Because she's hard on the ticker Hard On the ticker That girl is such a hazard That she otta have a sticker saying Hard on the ticker Thats my girl yeah shes hard on the ticker I outta get a policy A double indenity It make my benifishery A whole lot richer Because she's hard on the ticker Hard On the ticker That girl is such a hazard That she otta have a sticker saying Hard on the ticker Cause she is hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey shes hard on the ticker