Story of that old snake in the grass, called The Viper I was in my apartment all alone when I heard a ring tingling on the telly-phone I said: Who's that at half past three? And a frightening voice came back at me! Sss! Sss! I am The Viper! I'll sssee you in seven weeks My head was spinning and my knees were weak I could hardly stand on my own two feet! It's next call let me out of bed And how I flipped when that voice said Sss! Sss! I am The Viper! I'll see you in seven days I shook like Jell-O in a hurricane! My heart was pounding like a Pullman train Again that voice upset me so Again I flipped as it said: Oh, oh! Sss! I am The Viper, I'll see you in seven seconds! Now I'm certain that my time has come! I can hear its knock; it's too late to run! I know that I must let it in! So wish me luck, 'cause things look grim! Sss! I am The Viper! Oh, why have you come? I have come to vipe your vindows!