Why get bored from your working day? Take a sickie with full pay You wanna boost producivity? Don't go to work, you're far too healthy. Take it easy, coast along come in second, get it wrong. Show some mercy, lower the bar take a short-cut on that extra yard. Take a break from your best hang back and have a good time with the rest Why add winning to your daily load? Put all your hotels on Old Kent Rd. Push the envelope - into the bin go home early - chuck it in. Be pro-inactive and low-tech: Go Sick.