Cm
You're a yob, or you're a wanker
Eb
Take your fucking choice
Bb
So who is your favourite genius
Ab G
James Hird or James Joyce?
Cm
You ever seen a live performance?
Eb
Join the wanker club
Bb F Bb
You thought I meant table top dancing?
Ab G
Well you're a yobbo, bub
[Chorus]
Cm Gm Cm Bb Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
[Verse]
Cm
Wankers once used mobile phones
Eb
But now that's sorta changing
Bb
And yobs once lived in cottage homes
Ab G
Ain't social change amazing?
Cm
If a yob and wanker want a girl
Eb
The wanker guy will get her
Bb F Bb
Both of them are equally ugly
Ab G
But the wanker hides it better
[Chorus]
Cm Gm Cm Bb Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Cm Gm Cm Bb Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
[Interlude]
|F C |C F |F Am |Am |
(I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob)
|Ab Eb |Eb |Ab Bb |Bb |
(I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob, I'ma yob)
|F C |C F |F Am |Am |
(I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker)
|Ab Eb |Eb |Ab Bb |Bb |
(I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker I'ma wanker, I'ma wanker)
[Verse]
Cm
A wanker fights inequality
Eb
And for people's rights;
F
A wanker fights class prejudice
Ab G
A yobbo just fights
Cm
Yob or wanker, wanker or yob
Eb
Pass me the brush to tar ya
Bb F Bb
Make your choice then live your life
Ab G
Come on pal, what are ya?
[Chorus]
Cm Gm Cm Bb Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Cm Gm Cm Bb Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
Bb Ab Bb Ab Gm Cm Gm F7
What are yaaaaaaa? Yob or wankeeeeer?
