She said: I've seen you in here before I said: I've been here at time or two She said: Hello, my Name is Bobby Jo Meet my twin sister Betty Lou And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight And you're the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo L'll put a big texas smile on Your face I said: Girls I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time back in my prime When I could really lay it down And if you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I still hang out with my best friend dave I've known him since we were kids at school Last night he Had a shots Got in a tight spot hustlin' a game of pool With a couple of redneck boys One great Big bad biker man I heard david yell across the room Hey, buddy, how 'bout a helping hand? I said: Dave I ain't as good as I once was My how the years have flown But there was a time back in my prime When I could really hold my own But if you wanna fight tonight Guess those boys don't look all that tough I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was I used to be hell on wheels Back when I was a younger man Now my body says: You can't do this boy But my pride says: Oh, yes you can I ain't as good as I once was That's just the cold hard truth I still throw a few back, talk a little smack When I'm feelin bullet proof So don't double dog dare me now 'Cause I'd have to call your bluff I ain't as good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was Maybe not be good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was