I just woke up Should I drink water and stretch? (No, no) I'm gonna drink three cups of coffees And smoke a cigarette instead And then I'll go on social media Until it's dinner time Yeah, smoke some weed and then I'll binge eat Then I got a little time to complain online I'm anxious Why is God doin' this to me? Ooh, it's a mystery What could it be? Possibly it's all your apathy Why am I anxious? I would try to do anything To make my life feel better Except anything that makes my life feel better Hey, baby I'm self-aware I got that Headspace app Because I care All the talk in the world Don't mean shit If just like this guy You're a hypocrite Who you callin' hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr I've given up sugar And no milk products either Still feel anxious It's just not fair For someone like me So self-aware You're not self-aware You're a big dumb fuck With a dumb fuck face And now you're outta luck If you're so smart Why am I sad? Because twice a week You get on the bags Well, maybe it's that (it's definitely that) Do I need more hugs? (Stop takin' drugs) I guess we'll never know for sure Yes, we will, motherfucker, it's because Why am I anxious? You only sleep four hours a night Ah, why am I anxious? You never ever eat right Ah, that was rhetorical Then why did you just Post a photo of yourself Without a shirt on and the caption Can anybody tell me Why am I anxious? Why is God doin' this to me? Even though I ask I don't want to know I want to get better But slow Why am I anxious? I know what's good for me Except everything Oh I think that could be it Anxious