I love bunnies Cuddly puppies I love each furry bundle of fluff I love donkeys Fish and monkeys Show me more, I just can't get enough! I'll be having such fun When I load up my gun As I am and take shots at their heads From the big to the small They look great on my wall I love those creatures Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead I love kittens Used as mittens I love skinning them down to their bones I love horses When they're corpses And then hanging them up in my homes Lure them in with some treats As they feast at my feet I say: Here - try some poison instead! Some are fast as a flicker But bullets are quicker I love those creatures Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead I love those pandas, all fluffy and round But hiding is useless - I'll soon hunt them down! Inside my mansion are beasts to be found But they're all dead so they don't make a sound I love critters Drowning litters I love flocks, fowl and sheep, cows and swine! I'm fangirls, for taxidermy Stuffed or pickled in jars filled with brine Surely one little reindeer won't hurt The remainder can pull Santa's oversized sled The day pigs can fly Is the same day they'll die! I love those animals I'll hunt and shoot them all I love all creatures With cold lifeless features I love those cute little creatures When creatures are dead Dead, dead, dead!