Some of them are hairy Some of them are bald Some are kinda scary and this is what they're called... (chorus:) Vagina... Vagina.... They call that thing vagina.... Some belong to virgins They're really tight and strong But big or small, I love 'em all That's why I sing my song (chorus) Vagina!!!!! Some of them are smelly Like clams and fish and such Some smell like a summer's eve Cuz they've been douched too much!!!! (chorus 2x) Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in the morning...