I feel like I'm ready to fail tonight The Jack and Coke is on sale tonight I feel like I'm ready to bail on life I'm ready to go to jail tonight If you promise you'll pay my bail tonight Give me one more drink I'ma rob that thing I'ma be too loud I'ma do my thing I'ma trash that bar I'ma steal that car I'ma blow every single red light, might not get far I wanna leave, sick of this trash I wanna drink, I'ma get smashed I wanna smoke all of my stash I wanna blow all of my cash I wanna run, I wanna fight Gonna be young all of my life I wanna put the pedal to the frickin' metal Wanna go fast tonight Oh my my, I don't care where I end up tonight Oh my my, I can't stand up straight but I can fight Oh my my, I'll forget this night for my whole life Oh my my, take the wheel Jesus Christ I feel like I'm ready to fail tonight Vodka lime is on sale tonight Feel like I'm ready to bail on life I'm ready to go to jail tonight If you promise you'll pay my bail tonight Give me one more smoke I'ma leave here broke Someone hold my beerI'mma smack that hoe I'ma trash this town I'ma burn it down There's a hundred bottles on the wall still, tryna pass them 'round I wanna scream, I wanna dance I threw my phone, both of us smashed Look at me go into the back Follow the star into the black I wanna smoke, I need a light I'm feelin' low, I'ma get high I wanna put the pedal to the frickin' metal Wanna go fast tonight Oh my my, I don't care where I end up tonight Oh my my, I can't stand up straight but I can fight Oh my my, I'll forget this night for my whole life Oh my my, take the wheel Jesus Christ Oh my Lord, oh my God Last thing I remember was a cop Oh my Lord, I feel awful I think I need some hair of the dog Oh my my, I don't care where I end up tonight Oh my my, I can't stand up straight but I can fight Oh my my, I'll forget this night for my whole life Oh my my, take the wheel Jesus Christ Oh my my, I don't care where I end up tonight Oh my my, I can't stand up straight but I can fight Oh my my, I'll forget this night for my whole life Oh my my, take the wheel Jesus Christ