[Primeira Parte]
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Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon
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Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
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He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse
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Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss
[Segunda Parte]
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Uncle Biltmore, and Uncle William
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Made a million during World War II
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But they're tightwads, and they're cheapskates
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And they'll never give a dime to you
Interlude
( G# )
[Terceira Parte]
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Auntie Mame has gone in-sane; she lives
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In the doorway of an old ho-tel
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And the radio, is playing opera
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All she ever says is; "go to Hell"
[Quarta Parte]
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Uncle Violet, flew as pilot
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And there ain't no pretty girls in France
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Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
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They say he never keeps it in his pants
[Quinta Parte]
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Uncle Bill will never leave a will
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And the tumour is as big as an egg
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Has a mistress; she's Puerto Rican
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And I heard she has a woo-den leg
Interlude
( G# )
[Sexta Parte]
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Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
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He has emphy-sema and he's almost blind
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And we must find out where the money is
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Get it now, before he loses his mind
[Verso 7]
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Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon
Fm C# C
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
Fm C# Fm C#
He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse
Fm C# C Fm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss
( Cm G# G Fm )
( C# C A#m F# F )
