I go on and on Can't understand how I last so long I must have super powers Rap 225 thousand hours Get it calculated do the math I made 1,000 songs that made you move your ass And for the last 300 months I made 16 albums with me on the front and the bump Where you get your beats? I heard 93 rappers say bitch like me 2 singers and 10 comedians And I'm still gon' yell it every time you see me in What's my favorite word? BITCH! Why they gotta say it like $hort? BITCH! You know they can't play on my court Can't hang with the big dogs Stay on the porch BLOW THE WHISTLE Where you get that from? Grab the mic, spit one, let me hit that blunt Pimp-C, 8-Ball, and MJG Keep spittin' that P to the I-M-P Bun-B that's Texas baby Ball and G that's Memphis baby $hort Dog that's Oakland baby Ain't nothin' but pimpin' these days G My nigga C got locked up But these real hoes still know they gots to fuck Give a fuck nigga what you say $hort Dog fuck with UGK Do you really wanna be like me? [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] Spit game like Snoop and TIP Pretty girls in the VIP They came with drank they don't need ID BLOW THE WHISTLE Your mind is gone Your brain is blazed You've been wide awake for the last 3 days Poppin' pills It goes down for real Don't stop, just keep rollin' down hill Crash and burn, can't stand, fall back Your're doin' too much you can't handle all that Man it's been way too long Time to let the whole world play your songs Like me my shit gets around Leave the country come back and hit The Town I'm in Miami, New York, and ATL Houston and LA ask Dave Chappelle, about my rich bitch He got her from me And made 50 million dollars I'm proud of you D But I'm crazy you don't wanna be like me I come from East Oakland where the yougstas get Hyphy Blow it! BLOW THE WHISTLE BIACTH! (talking) Too Short Up all Night baby Album number 16 Y'all can't fuck wit that