Hooker with a Penis

*slow tempo*
E|----------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------|
E|--12-12-12-10-10-10-12b--12-12-10-10-12-12----|

(wah off)

E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|--12-12-12-10-10-10-12b--12-12-10-10-12-12-----| x2
A|--12-12-12-10-10-10-12b--12-12-10-10-12-12-----|
E|--12-12-12-10-10-10-12b--12-12-10-10-12-12-----|

*fast tempo*
E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----| x4
A|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|
E|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|

E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--9---|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--7---|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--9-9--17-17-17-17-17b17b17b17b17b----|
D|---------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--7-7--15-15-15-15-15b15b15b15b15b----|
E|---------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|--------------| x16
A|--------------|
E|--3p0--0--3---|
  pm - - - -|

E|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------|
D|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----| x4
A|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|
E|--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|

E|-----------------------|
B|--3-------b------------|
G|--2-------b------------|
D|--0--------------------|
A|--0--------------------|
E|--0--------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
   pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|

E|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------0-0--|
A|----------------------------------------------0-0-0--|
E|--3p0-0-0-0-0-3p0-0-0-0-0---3p0-0-0-0-0-3p0-0-0-0-0--|
   pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |

E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0---|
A|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0---|
E|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0---|

E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
   pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|

E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--(w/| delay)-------------(w/delay)----------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|--3h5-------------------3h5----------------------|
E|------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----0-0-0-0-0-0-3-00-3---|
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|

*rest for 3.5 bars*

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|--3-00-3-----3-00-3-----3-00-3----3-00-3b----|
   pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |

E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|--3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--|
   pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|

E|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------0-0--|
A|----------------------------------------------0-0-0--|
E|--3p0-0-0-0-0-3p0-0-0-0-0---3p0-0-0-0-0-3p0-0-0-0-0--|
  pm - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - |

E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-3-3--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------|
D|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
A|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---0-10-10--0-5-5-5--0-3p0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|

E|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|---0-3-3----5-5-5--0---|
A|---0-3-3----5-5-5--0---|
E|---0-3-3----5-5-5--0---|

E|--------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------|
D|---0-0-0-3-0-5-5-0-3--0-0-0-3-0-6-6-5\3-----| x3
A|---0-0-0-3-0-5-5-0-3--0-0-0-3-0-6-6-5\3-----|
E|---0-0-0-3-0-5-5-0-3--0-0-0-3-0-6-6-5\3-----|

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|---0-0-0-15-0-17-17-0-15--0-0-0-15-0-18-18-17\12\\\----|
A|---0-0-0-15-0-17-17-0-15--0-0-0-15-0-18-18-17\12\\\----|
E|---0-0-0-15-0-17-17-0-15--0-0-0-15-0-18-18-17\12\\\----|

E|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------|
D|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12---|
A|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12---|
E|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3-0-10h12-10h12-10h12---|

E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------5---7---|
D|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3----------|
A|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3--3---5---|
E|---7-0--7p0-6-0--6p0-5--0-5-0--3----------|

E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---9-9-9-9-9-9\8-8-8-8-8-8/12-12-12-12-12-12-12b-----12---|
D|--------------------------------------------------12------|
A|---7-7-7-7-7-7\6-6-6-6-6-6/10-10-10-10-10-10-10b----------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---12--13-12h13-12h13-12h13--12--13-12h13-12h13-12h13--12--13-12h13-12h13-12h13--10b--|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

*hold and release*
E|---------------------------(wah| open)------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------10------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------9-------------------------------------------|
D|---7--0-7-6--0-6-0---3---5---7--(b| end notes and close the wah slowly)----|
A|---7--0-7-6--0-6-0---3---5---7-------------------------------------------|
E|---7--0-7-6--0-6-0---3---5---7-------------------------------------------|

      x9      x4
E|-------|---------|
B|--------|--------|
G|--------|--------|
D|---1-0--|--1-0---|
A|---1-0--|--1-0---|
E|---1-0--|--1-0---|
   pm-

*rest*
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-8--3h5-10h12--0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-13-0-00-10-3h5-3p0--| x2
A|---0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-8--3h5-10h12--0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-13-0-00-10-3h5-3p0--|
E|---0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-8--3h5-10h12--0-00-12--3h5-10h12--0-00-13-0-00-10-3h5-3p0--|

E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------|
D|---10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----| x4
A|---10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|
E|---10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-12--10h12-10--10-10----|

E|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|------------------------------|
D|---12~-12~-12~-12~-10~-10~----| x4
A|---12~-12~-12~-12~-10~-10~----|
E|---12~-12~-12~-12~-10~-10~----|

E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---12\\\0------|
A|---12\\\0------|
E|---12\\\0------|

thats all, enjoy!

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| b  Bend
| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| \  Slide down
| /  Slide up
| ~  Vibrato