Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad Kevin had been out with Carol Sands But Glenda she thought surely It can't be that bad, if I had a baby Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Glenda went round to the doctors the next day You can't have a baby, that's what he said Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read Of how to have a test tube baby Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy If only she could have a baby So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam She signed up for a baby Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee