baby, you're so adequate our lukewarm love goes on and on a fake promise to you elicits a round of passionless kisses oh yeah by candlelight, we reveal how ambivalent we feel about us baby, you're so average i rented a movie, so we don't have to talk there's no church and there's no steeple we're too lazy to see other people i know over an expensive dinner, you say you could go either way it makes no difference we're together by circumstance into this doomed romance oh no friends ask, "will it last forever?" we both shrug and say, "whatever who cares" yeah, yeah, yeah