Here's a story that's sad as its queer I had a girlfriend near and dear But she quit and I can't explain How she left me but I never want to see her again (and it's) Stupid me for barkin' up the wrong tree I'm old fashioned my thoughts are bangin' and crashin' I never understood the way she was But that never stopped me from fallin' for her I'd give her everything I wouldn't think twice (But) I know that I could never be her man (coz) She left me for a girl And I'm banished from her world I feel like such a bloke All my friends think it's such a joke She left me, She left me, She left me for a girl Now that's the sitch and it's been a year Sometimes it's hard to control the tears Never forget when she got on the train Denim, specs and her new girlfriend Lorraine (and it's) Stupid me etc I'd give her everything etc (coz) She left me for a girl etc